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Happy Birthday, Year 6 (late)

I can’t believe that I forgot my writing birthday this past September (2008).  I remembered in October or so, but then I was so deep into projects that I didn’t sit down and write up the annual post.

Looking back over 2009, I think the thing I’ll remember most is Revision Hell.  I spent a great deal of time revising projects and pushing them out the door.  I finally revised my first NaNoWriMo novel about half a dozen times and began submitting it.  I worked on Arcana’s revision — my first and only fast draft novel — only to realize I’ve still got some issues with it. 

Probably the biggest milestone of the past year was finishing the Shanhasson trilogy.  That dream has come full circle, the first dream, the first story that brought me to this path.   I hope to share that full dream with you in 2010.

Another major milestone was making my first sale to Samhain.  As I wrote last year, Dear Sir (Letters) pushed me to grow beyond my favorite genres of fantasy and science fiction flavored with romance.  Conn gave me the excuse to remember how much I love poetry (this is Dreaming in Rhyme after all), and now Victor will continue pushing me into 2010 (he’s got the riding crop handy in case I balk).

On the horizon, I see a new series simmering just out of the corner of my eye.  It’s a new combination of some of my very favorite things.  These include Deathright and Seven Crows, which I’ve blogged about briefly before.  They’re satire in a way — making fun of some tropes, but paying homage to them at the same time.  I can’t wait to get back to them in early 2010.

No luck this past year in the Great Agent Hunt, although I did have a close call.  I have queried, but I’ve been pretty selective.  I plan to re-evaluate my A-list around April/May next year and begin querying the new series with fresh eyes.  But my personal goals are changing a bit.  I want to build what I’ve already established.  I need to write the final Keldari novella, get the Shanhasson trilogy done, and then wrap up the Connaghers.  I love the flexibility I have right now.  I want to LOVE what I write and write my heart out.  If I can snag an agent in the process, then I’ll kill two birds with one stone, but either way, I’ll continue doing what I’m doing, which is hopefully writing stories that keep you up late at night, flipping just one more page, one more page, one more page.

While Gregar, Conn and Victor whisper in your ear.

Here’s to another year.  Hopefully I’ll actually remember my writing birthday on 9/30 next year!

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Rose of Shanhasson Review

A huge thank you to Steph of Bookaholics Romance Book Club for adding a 4.5 star review for Rose on Amazon:

The Rose of Shanhasson enthralled me with its lush imagery and vivid characters. I felt as if I had been swept away into a world that blended the richness of the Medieval Era combined with stunning fantasy and magic. Since this is smaller publisher I hope that this romance will enjoy the wide readership it deserves.  In addition to the strong characters, this story excited me because it was original, unexpected and thrilling.

Thank you, Steph!

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Scarf Instructions

Disclaimer:  I classify myself as a beginner.  I don’t know the “proper” sewing terms.  This post is picture intensive (click on thumbnail if you want to view the larger version).  Note:  I did not finish the ends of the flannel, so fraying is likely, but I kind of like that look.  You could use pinking shears for extra texture and to help prevent fraying if you want a cleaner edge.

Materials:

  • assorted polar fleece.  I mostly used the inexpensive (less than $3/yard) weight.
  • assorted flannel (again, about $3/yard)
  • thread
  • sewing machine
  • good scissors
  • cutting board

1. First off, I took out my cutting board, my good scissors (they’re like three days old — any bets on how long it’ll take for the monsters to confiscate them and use them to give the dog a haircut?), and cleaned off the kitchen table for serious work.

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2. Figure out the nap of the material.  I learned by trial and error that the fleece “gives” in one direction and doesn’t give or stretch in the other.  The stretching makes awesome tassels on the ends of the scarf.  See how stretchy it is?  That stretch should run the length of your scarf.

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3. Cut strips of coordinating material.  Don’t be afraid to experiment!  I mostly used strips of 6-8″ wide and today began experimenting with layers of varying widths.  3-4 layers of material make a nice scarf.  I used 1-2 layers of fleece and 1-2 layers of flannel.

4. I ruffled the flannel to gain a little more texture.  You need 2-3 times more length than what you want to end up with.  You can cut the length of your material (2-3 yards) to get a long strip (the flannel nap/give didn’t seem to matter), or you can cut the width of your material and sew a few strips together.  Since I can’t cut straight, I chose the latter.  I cut 2 strips of flannel, and then laid them right sides together.

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5. Sew the two strips together (the short sides).  I used about 1/2″ seam allowance but it doesn’t really matter either way.

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6.  Unfold the two (or three) strips of flannel and begin to make the gathering stitch down the middle.  Adjust your stitch length to the longest your machine can do (mine did 5) and dial your tension down very low (I used 1).  Start in the middle of one end of the long strip, and simply sew all the way to the other end.  Note:  leave the threads at the ends very long and do NOT reverse over your stetch to “lock” it.

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7. Take hold of the bottom thread at one end and begin tugging it to scrunch the material.  Be careful – the thread can cut or “rope burn” your fingers.  Gently gather the material evenly from both ends until you’re happy with the look.  You want to end up with a ruffle that comfortably stretches across your shoulders.  The final length is up to you.

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8. Assemble your layers of fleece and ruffled flannel.  For this scarf, I’m using an 8″ wide strip of purple fleece, a 6″ wide strip of hot pink fleece, and then the ruffled flannel will be centered on top.  Leave extra fleece (up to a foot or so will be fine) on each end for tassels.

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9. Return to the sewing machine and manuever the layers of material beneath your sewing machine’s foot.  (Return your stitch length and tension to standard/normal).  Center your needle using the center ruffled line as a guide.  You basically sew right over the top of that line (although you don’t have to be perfect).  Be sure to reverse your stitching at each end to lock the stitches in place.

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10.  You’re done with the machine!  Now you need good, sharp scissors.  Sit down somewhere comfy (but keep your shirt out of the way.  Oh, no, I would never cut my shirt.  *sheepish)  Begin cutting slits in each layer.  I found it easier to cut slits in one whole layer and then repeat for the layer(s) beneath it, but do whatever makes sense to you.  If you start with the bottom fleece layer, you can fold the upper layers out of your way.  Warning:  do NOT cut through your stitched line!  That’s what holds everything together.

Cut slits as far down as your ruffle reaches.  I chose to angle slits up toward the center line, leaving long pieces of fleece below for tasseling.

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11. Now we need to cut vetical slits in only the fleece portions at each end.  I played around with several different methods, and what ended up working best for me was to cut the fleece in the middle up toward the point/center ruffled line, and then simply divide the rest of each side into strips.

Then the fun begins.  If you cut the fleece correctly, when you tug on each strip, it’ll curl and stretch into lovely tassels.  I tied a knot in each end and snipped the extra bit off the ends.

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12.  Fluff the layers and enjoy your incredibly warm scarf!

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Handmade Gifts II

If you know Princess Monster, you know she’s a pitbull when she has her mind on something.  She will. Not. Let. It. Go.  Well, a few days ago she came home with tales of a scarf a friend had made that was soooo cool and soooo easy, Mom, even we can make it!

All I had to go on was her description of the scarf and how she “thought” it was made.  You have to remember that Princess has never sewn in her life.  In fact, I haven’t sewn either, not for at least 15-20 years.  I did get a sewing machine a few months ago, but hadn’t even taken it out of the box yet.  I knew it would take at least an hour just to get it out and figure out how to turn the thing on. 

Of course, she brought all this up Sunday night while I was making cinnamon ornaments.  And of course, I’m a sucker, so I went to Wal-Mart and bought a selection of nice heavy flannels and polar fleece.  I spent all day yesterday getting the machine out and figuring out how to work it, and then began experimenting with the material.

Princess said the other girl had used two strips of material, sewn down the middle, and then cut the edges to make a fringe.  I googled scarves and saw an idea for fringed, knotted polar fleece, so I sort of combined the two ideas.  I sewed two pieces of flannel together (each about 6-7″ wide and 2 yards long) and gathered it.  Then I sewed that onto a longer strip of polar fleece.  I cut the edges, and then made the fringe on each end.

By this time, Princess arrived home from school and immediately placed her order for two more scarves.  I sewed and ruffled while she cut the fringes.  Then Middle and Littlest arrived home and placed their orders for their scarves.  That Man pulled out dinner (we were having left over ham and beans) so I could get the last one sewn together and after dinner, I helped them fringe the last two.

Today, I need to make at least three more.  They are fun, and they whip together pretty easily.  I count myself as a beginner sewer — I can barely sew in a straight line and can’t do anything fancy like zippers, button holes, etc. but these were really easy.

Flannel was a mixture of pink kitties, blue doggies, and orange giraffes, with pink, blue, and orange fleece.

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E-Reader Giveaway from Drollerie Press Authors

If Santa isn’t bringing you an e-reader this year, maybe you can win the JetBook Lite from E-Reader, supplied by Drollerie Press authors Angela Korra’ti, Cindy Lynn Spear, Meredith Holmes, Michael Stewart, and me.  We’ll load it with Drollerie Press books and ship it anywhere on the planet.  Details for how to enter are here

Don’t miss the 12 Days of Christmas giveaways at Drollerie, where we’ll be giving away books each day!

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Handmade Gifts

I’ve totally lost my mind.  Seriously. 

I had planned to make cute little gift boxes and cinnamon ornaments for the monsters’ teachers.  I thought I had a couple of days to do so.  However, I got a note tonight that Littlest Monster’s gift needs to be taken to school TOMORROW.  *dies*  So we made a quick trip to Wal-Mart after the miserable Chiefs’ game and I bought all the supplies. 

First up, we made ornaments out of cinnamon, glue, and applesauce.  It sounded sooooo easy.  In reality, I couldn’t get my dough dry enough.  I went through 3 bottles of cinnamon and finally figured out it was easier to roll out small portions of dough at a time, liberally dusted with more cinnamon.  Since I needed them for tomorrow, I baked them in the oven at 250 degrees for at least an hour.

Meanwhile, I got the monsters started on their boxes.  I bought inexpensive brown boxes and paint.  Yes, I told you I was insane.  Monsters and PAINT?  *dies*  But they did a lovely job.  For the tops, I used small cross stitch pieces I did earlier in the year (the only smart thing in this whole evening).  The linen and silks are both from Vicki at Hand Dyed Fabrics.  The swan and flower are from Ackworth School designs that I picked up at Needleprint, and the heart was a freebie from somewhere.  I pulled out the glue gun and stuffed a little fiber fill underneath to give it a little texture, and then added a little trim.

They’re far from perfect.  The swam one came out the best — because it was the third one I did.  Hopefully the teachers will love them.  Just in case, we also stuffed the boxes with mini chocolate bars.

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Last-Minute Christmas Shopping

Each year for our wedding anniversary (21 years on the 23rd), we go to Joplin, see a movie, visit my beloved sister, and top off the day with dinner at Mythos, my all-time favorite restaurant, while Papa from Mexico comes down to watch the monsters.

This year, we decided that instead of seeing a movie, we’d start–and finish–our Christmas shopping.  We’re always late (which is why I always take time off BEFORE Christmas, not after), but we’re later than ever this year.  I’d only bought 3 gifts, although I did have the monsters’ pictures taken months ago and planned to give several away for gifts (no frames yet).  We hadn’t even decided on what the monsters would be getting until the day or so before.

The main drag in Joplin is Rangeline and it was absolutely bumper to bumper all stinking day long.  If I had a dollar for each time we drove up and down Rangeline looking for a shop, I could retire from the Evil Day Job.  We both used to live in Joplin many years ago, and That Man often hits Joplin for his job, but we only rarely ever SHOP there.  We couldn’t remember exactly where the GameStop was, or how far down Best Buy is (down by the Mall, Lord help us).  Traffic is always horrendous but it was worse than ever on the last Saturday before Christmas.

In the end, we hit Wal-Mart twice, Best Buy, 2 game shops, 2 western-wear shops, and Walgreens, and only “almost” rear-ended someone 3 times.   All I have left to do this week are picture frames, two nephews’ gifts, and the clothing shopping for each monster (MIL always gives us money to buy clothes for the monsters–since I know their sizes–which I then wrap and take over Christmas Day so she can see what they got). 

I’d also like to get some hand-made gifts finished (hahaha, I know, I’m running out of time) and the monsters would like to make some kind of ornament again.  Last year we did salt-dough ornaments that they painted.  This year, I think we’ll do the cinnamon-glue ones.

No, we didn’t do cards.  I always mean to, but we’ve had so many card-tastrophes over the years, I’ve just given up.  My BIG chore for this week will be the post office on Monday to mail out the last of the ARCs!!

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A Box of Roses: Winner

The winner of the print copy of The Rose of Shanhasson is:  Raye!  Please e-mail me at joelysueburkhart AT gmail DOT com with your snail mail addy. 

Everyone else:  I have 4 remanining copies of the ARC version — which is basically the same book without Larissa’s fabulous quote on the cover.  If you’re interested in receiving a copy, please drop me an e-mail with your snail mail information and I’ll mail a copy to the first four people who contact me.    I’ll mail anywhere on the planet — although if I get a bunch of overseas entries I may have to spread them out a bit until after the holidays.

Thank you, everyone, for entering!

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Revision Hell: Trimming My Tells

We’ve all heard the prime directive:  show don’t tell.  Newbies discuss it endlessly on writing loops.  We have incredible quotes like:  “Don’t tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass” from Anton Chekov.

Great.  But in the end, what does that really mean?

The way I look at it, I have certain traps I consistently fall into.  A laziness, something I always do a little too heavily, tells that betray the story as a first draft.  You will have other tells, other beloved darlings you must murder.

My biggest tell — without asking one of my editors to flay me publically — is repetition.  A little deliberate repetition can be powerful, sure, but typically I tell something, and then I show the exact same thing.  Obviously showing is stronger, and the repetition actually kills whatever power I managed to envoke. 

For instance, just last night I stumbled across the following:  She reacted immediately.  [telling]  She slammed her knee on his elbow and pinned his advancing arm beneath her weight. [showing]  Easy fix:  I deleted the first sentence entirely.

Another kind of repetition I tend to overdo:  Once, she’d believed.  She’d believed that love was the greatest gift of all.  I do this a lot with fragments for some reason.  This too is an easy fix:  Once, she’d believed that love was the greatest gift of all.  Cleaner, tighter, and not redundant.

Another tell I get away with in the first draft is telling my characters’ emotion instead of showing it.  As I go through Revision Hell, I look for these tells —  she felt [emotion]  — and then expand to include nonverbal communication or physical responses to show that emotion.  If she felt angry, maybe her temples throbbed and she tightened her jaws.  If she felt sick, her stomach churned.

One last tell I’m looking for:  she saw or she heard.  These can be distancing from the action and emotion of the scene.  If we’re in deep third, we don’t need to say: she saw the sword coming for her head.  We can simply say:  the sword sliced toward her head.  Similarly, she heard the white knife clash against her sword can be simplified to the white knife clashed against her sword.

Okay, back to Revision Hell for me.  Do you have a particular TELL that is too much TELLING?