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Plotting Made Simple

This is not a treatise on why you should plot (because I don’t always plot either).  This isn’t a “my way is best” argument because I know that’s BS too.  Every book requires different skills or tools.  Right now, I’m at the stage of my writing where I need a quick check sheet, or reminder list, of what I personally need when plotting.  You may find this helpful, or you may run away screaming because I’m bringing out spreadsheets.  Just know that I do NOT always do this — but it does help me organize my thoughts when I’m feeling scattered or stuck.

(Upcoming will be THEME and CHARACTER sheets too.)

I’ve tried every writing software under the sun, from Scrivener to TextBlock to Liquid Story Binder to….Lord, I can’t even  name them all.  I do like many and use many for different things, but sometimes, I need the physical touch of paper and ink.  You may laugh, but there’s something very magical in purple ink.  When I bring out my favorite pen (I’ve resorted to hiding the entire box from the monsters and threatening them with deadly harm if they steal them) and some white paper, my brain is freed.  It touches on something creative – yet also analytical – in my brain that helps me tap down into the heart of what I’m trying to write.

I’ve got Marshall Plan worksheets, character portfolios, etc. that I’ve copied from online and print resources over the years, but there was no one single sheet that let me see the story at a glance.  How LONG is this story going to be?  Am I going to get to page 100 and realize I’m done?  Or page 250 and realize oh, @&#*%, I’m nowhere near the end?  I don’t want to have to carry around very complicated pages and details — I just want something brief and to the point, structured but also very simple and free.  I want to customize it for a short story, or use it for a full-length fantasy novel at the same time.

What I came up with is a basic Act sheet (Excel, pdf).

A few general comments:

  • These sheets print landscape on legal size paper.  I wanted room for my poor eyes to see!
  • The long skinny column on the left is for your character name(s).
  • Use each horizontal row to track a character’s progress through the story.
  • These sheets currently only allow 2 POVs.  I have similar worksheets to track many characters at a time, but I wanted simple, and most romances are going to concentrate on the protagonist and her/his love interest.
  • The large blocks are free form, with space at the top for you to title the scene (if you enjoy that), to jot location, etc.  Whatever floats your boat.

Here’s how I’m using this sheet.  No matter the size of your WIP, Act 1 should be about 25% of the overall length, Act 2 about 50%, and Act 3 about 25%.  This is not set in stone – merely a guideline for a satisfying story.   I’m working on a novella right now, so I don’t need a lot of sections or scenes.  5 per act felt pretty good, and so if I print out 4 of these worksheets, that’ll give me about 20 sections (one page for each act).

If I want to write a longer novel (50-60K, a good length for epub), then maybe I need 8 pages, giving me about 10 scenes per Act, or 40 total.  If I’m going to write a really detailed, longer single-title novel around 80-90K, then I’m probably going to need 3 or 4 pages per Act.

If I want to write a shorter story (around 10K), then I can probably get by with 2 pages, or 10 sections.  If the story needs to be under 5K, then I’ve got to figure out how to tell the entire story on one page in 5 sections or less.  See how that works?

Now if you want a little more structure to your sheets, I created 4 pages overlaid with the hero’s journey.  The major points of the hero’s journey are obviously very flexible.  e.g. you don’t have to have the dark moment happen in exactly  section 014.  This is entirely customizable to your story — so feel free to move the journey points around as needed.  Again, I’m working on a novella length project, so I fit the hero’s journey onto 4 sheets, targeting 20 sections.  Feel free to widen or narrow the pages down to fit your target.

Act 1:  (Excel, pdf)

Act 2:  (Excel, pdf)

Act 2 Part 2:  (Excel, pdf)

Act 3:  (Excel, pdf)

Just so you know, this is still a messy process.  I’m already on my second draft and still have scribbles all over the margins, etc.  But at least I can SEE how much story I have without worrying about the monsters pulling sticky notes off the wall or making flashcards out of my index cards!  I’m also probably going to end up using sticky notes on TOP of the spreadsheet to help me track the romance elements.  e.g. first kiss, or building sexual tension. 

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Happy Release Day Giveaway

My friend and accountability partner, Jenna Reynolds, is celebrating another release today from Ellora’s Cave:

Tis the Season to be Kinky

Melissa enjoys indulging in spicy roleplay scenarios with her sexy lover, Colin. Doctor, patient. Professor, student. Plumber, housewife. When Colin dresses up as Santa, Melissa is surprised by the visions of naughtiness that dance through her head. After sharing one of her more risqué roleplay fantasies, she has a pretty good idea what he has in store for her following his firm’s holiday party.

What she doesn’t know, however, is that Colin has invited one more person to take part in her racy roleplay scenario. His good-looking, lusty and very hot friend, Jake.

It’s definitely the season to be kinky.

To celebrate Christmas and her release, I’m giving away a copy!  Comment on this post to throw your name in the hat by midnight, Friday, Dec. 17th CST.  I’ll pick a winner and announce it on Sat.

Merry Kinkmas!

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Recipe: Beef Stew

On a cold winter night, there’s nothing better than a steaming bowl of humble beef stew.  Usually I just throw all the ingredients in the crock pot, but this time I took a few extra steps.  Boy, am I ever glad that I did.  This was hands-down the best stew I’ve ever made.  I usually use a packet of dry onion soup mix and a can of cream of mushroom soup, but this tastes waaaaay better, and you don’t end up with all those questionable chemicals/ingredients in the pre-boxed stuff.  The kids weren’t real thrilled when I set bowls of brown stuff before them for dinner (Princess Monster even commented that it looked “nasty”), but there were no complaints after the tasting began.  In fact everyone had seconds and there almost wasn’t enough for the grown ups to have lunch the next day!

Beef Stew

2-3 lbs stew meat, chopped into 1″ chunks
1/2 c. flour (for dredging, with salt and pepper to taste)
oil to brown the meat
1 onion, chopped (finely for me, because the kids always moan in despair if they get a chunk)
garlic cloves to taste (I think I used 5 – we like garlic!)
1 c. red wine
1 c. beef broth (I made mine with those nasty salty cubes because I didn’t have anything else on hand)
potatoes, carrots, peas, etc.  whatever your family will eat
salt, pepper to taste
bay leaf

Toss the chopped cubes of meat in the seasoned flour and brown in a little oil.  I used butter in my cast-iron skillet.  Keep the meat in a single layer and take the time to turn each piece to get it evenly browned.  The meat doesn’t have to be cooked all the way through.  After they’ve browned, drop the cubes into the waiting crockpot.

Add another T of oil in the same pan (to keep all those yummy fried bits) and cook the onion and garlic until softened and flavorful.  Spoon them into the crockpot and then deglaze the pan with the wine, stirring up the browned bits into the sauce.  Pour over the meat in the crockpot.

Add the chopped veggies and the broth.  You don’t need a lot of liquid since this is cooking in a crockpot (you don’t want the meat to “boil”) so don’t worry if it doesn’t look like “stew” yet.  As the veggies cook down, more flavor and liquids will release into the broth.  You can always add a bit more broth if desired, and if you end up with too much, add some cornstarch at the end.

Cook on low for 8 hours (or longer) or high for 6 hours until the meat is fall-apart tender.  Serve with buttered bread or biscuits. 

Pray you have enough for lunch tomorrow!

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Top Five Reasons I Should NOT Be Cooking Thanksgiving Dinner

This is a true story of how my first day off this week from the Evil Day Job has gone.

1. I’m behind on NaNoWriMo.  Waaaaay behind.  But I haven’t even opened Word or Scrivener yet today.  I have too much organizational, cleaning, prepping, etc. to do.  For example…..

2.  I wanted to move my granite-top kitchen island to be more convenient for prepping, but it’s tight quarters in the eat-in kitchen (and my kitchen is too small to use it as an “island”).  I huffed and puffed it into the spot I wanted, moving the table and chairs as I needed.  Unfortunately, I knocked over Middle’s bean plant she started at school that was precariously situated on the window sill.  DIRT ALL OVER THE TILE FLOOR and down in the grout.

3. Grumbling, I went to get my broom.  It wasn’t in the pantry.  I also couldn’t find my dustpan.  Fifteen minutes later, I found them in the garage.  ?? No idea who took them to the garage.

4. I began sweeping up the dirt.  WHEN I KICKED OVER THE DOGS’ WATER BOWL.  Now I had mud in the grout.

5. After sweeping up the mess, I took my soggy broom out to the deck to get as much dirt off as possible.  I whacked it on the railing and BROKE MY BROOM HANDLE.  (Honestly, I wasn’t that mad.  Not really.  I guess I don’t know my own strength.)

I am now making my first batch of homemade yogurt in my new yogurt maker.  (Why I have a yogurt maker instead of all the dozens of other ways I’ve TRIED to make yogurt without an other useless appliance deserves it’s own blog post.)  I’m also making two loaves of homemade bread today and roasting chickens this afternoon (so I can make my own broth for the dressing and noodles).

PRAY THAT I DON’T BURN DOWN THE HOUSE.

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NaNo Day 15, 16 and the Winner

It’s been a miserable few days. I caught some kind of stomach bug that’s had me very friendly with the bathroom for the last twenty four hours.  I didn’t have a single cup of coffee all day!  *shock*  I took the day off and was too weak and tired to do much more than watch the first four episodes of Castle (that’s Sis, for getting me hooked on another show!).  I barely did any writing at all, so now I’m good and behind, not just at NaNo but at work and around the house too.  Did I mention that we’re hosting Thanksgiving next week?  *dies*

Anyway, no counts today.  I’ll try to get a fresh total for tomorow and regroup.  I’m not sure if this novella is going to work or not — the perils of starting a new work in the middle of NaNo.

Now, for the winner of the Jenna Reynolds book:

Lianna Williamson!

Lianna, please drop me an e-mail (joelysueburkhart AT gmail DOT com) with your desired format, and I’ll get your copy of Kiss of Honor.

Congrats again, Jenna, on yet another release!

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NaNo Day 12 – A Break and Giveaway

I didn’t do a single thing for NaNo yesterday.  Instead, I took a quick break and read my good friend’s, Jenna Reynolds, latest Ellora’s Cave release:  Kiss of Honor.  A virgin hero, chivalry and knights, and a smoldering Beltane ritual combine to make a most enjoyable read.  If you’d like to read this book, comment on this post and tell me one of your favorite EC books.  I’ll pick one winner and buy a copy of Kiss of Honor for you in your desired format.  I’ll announce the winner on Monday.

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Handbag Winner

I pulled off the names for anyone who left either an Amazon or B&N review/rating for Hurt Me So Good and dropped the names in the magic hat.  The winner of the hand-made Pride & Prejudice book handbag is:

Jennifer Mathis, the owner of this review.  Jennifer, please drop me a note with your snail mail addy to joelysueburkhart AT gmail DOT com.

If I don’t hear from Jennifer in three days, I’ll pull another name (I kept them all just in case).

Thank you to everyone who takes the time to rate or review books!

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V’s Winner

Thank you so much for entering V’s Giveaway!  The monsters helped me pick a winner for the charm bracelet:

#14:  Erin Kendall!

Erin, please e-mail me your snail mail addy and desired charms (the bracelet includes two) to joelysueburkhart AT gmail DOT com.  If I don’t hear from you in two days, I’ll pick a new winner. 

The winner of the free book is:

#2:  Lucy!

Please e-mail me the name of the book you’d like from my backlist including your desired format (e.g. pdf, epub). 

Thank you, everyone!  I have several reviews to post shortly.

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Review and Another Chance to Win!

Fern at Whipped Creme Erotic Romance Reviews gives 4/5 to Hurt Me So Good:

After enjoying Dear Sir, I’m Yours by author Joely Sue Burkhart, I was extremely excited to get my hands on the second installment, Hurt Me So Good. Although vastly different from the first, I found similar elements and themes present and, of course, the writing was wonderful.  Ms. Burkhart pens memorable stories with tortured characters that are impossible to forget.

Also, Nicole donated a copy of HMSG to Stumbling Over Chaos, so stop by and comment to win!

Thank you so much, Fern and Nicole!

P.S. You still have time to enter the Pride & Prejudice book handbag and charm bracelet giveaways.

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Another Cool Giveaway

My apologies to Kindle owners for the delay in the Amazon release of Hurt Me So Good, but the problem is resolved and Victor’s available!  To celebrate and get some momentum building on Amazon, I decided to offer another prize.  Lo and behold, Spoonfulofchocolate had perfect timing.  I saw this Pride and Prejudice book handbag and fell in love.  I bought my own Pride and Prejudice bag a year or so ago and I totally love it.

To enter, simply rate HMSG on Amazon or Barnes & Noble by Oct. 31st.  I’ll drop everyone’s name in the hat and pull one winner to be announced here on Nov. 1st.  The winner will have two days to get in touch with me and arrange for shipping, and if I don’t hear from him/her, I’ll pull another name.  I’ll ship worldwide and you can enter even if you’ve won something from me before.

Reviewers, if you would like to enter and don’t yet have HMSG, please drop me an e-mail at joelysueburkhart AT gmail DOT com and I’ll hook you up.

Don’t forget, you can also win free books and more on Victor’s giveaway, Among the Muses, and The Geeky Bookworm.