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Vacation Day 1

Thanks to insomnia, I stayed up until midnight hoping my brain would finally shut down.  I was in bed by 12:15.

At 12:39 I heard youngest monster crying and a crash in the hallway.  She’d stumbled over some books Middle had left out, but that wasn’t why she was crying.  Her ear hurt.  I gave her Motrin and checked her for fever, but it was just her ear.  She headed back to bed and so did I, but I was immediately worried about whether she’d need to see a doctor today or not.

At 2:00 am the shower came on.  Huh?  I think I was actually asleep, which only ticked me off more.  I jumped up and went to investigate.  Princess Monster had gotten up and thought it was time to get ready for school.  She told me it “felt” like 5:30.  Next time, check your clock first!  Argh!

At 5:00 am. That Man was up for work.  I had been in and out of sleep all night, never completely relaxing.  I was wide awake when he got up but decided to stay in bed awhile and try to relax my eyes.  He got Princess up at 5:30, and then I was up by 5:45.  On my day off!?!

At 6:30, I got Princess on the bus.  At 7:00 I got the two youngest up, and Littlest was still hurting.  Worse, she had some gunk coming out of her ear.  Not as bad as I’ve seen before, but I definitely suspected she’d perforated her ear drum. 

Meanwhile, Princess called from school because she needed $6 for tomorrow’s field trip and of course she needed me to bring it today.  I got everyone ready, drove Middle to school at 8 and then took Littlest to the doctor. 

We actually got in and out by 9, and the doctor confirmed ear infection.  He couldn’t see the hole with his eyes, so the damage to her ear drum wasn’t extensive.  Next, a stop at Walgreens to fill her prescription.  I had a $20 that I needed to break for Princess’s $6 field trip and I hadn’t eaten breakfast, so I stopped by McDonalds for a caramel frappe and biscuits for me and Littlest. 

Armed with $6, we stopped by Princess’s school and then headed home.  I think we made it about 10.  Littlest wanted to play on my computer, so I started to watch Sweeney Todd.  Not even half way through, she came downstairs, so I turned it off.  Way too gory!

Sigh.  So you can see how the day went.  It was crazy all day.  I didn’t even have time to check in at work (I have one last testing feedback issue I wanted to resolve, but just didn’t have time today). 

Princess had guitar lessons tonight, the two youngest needed water bottles for field day at school tomorrow (assuming Littlest feels up to going), we were out of milk and waffles, staples for breakfast the last few days of school, so after dinner, we ran to Wal-Mart.  There, I ran into Littlest’s teacher and was able to fill her in on how she was doing.

Summary:  I got zilch done today. 

That Man has to be up at 4:45 tomorrow for his Evil Day Job.  Any guesses on how many times we’ll get woke up tonight?

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A Week’s Vacation

So I have the next week off from the Evil Day Job…and a terrible case of insomnia.  I could NOT sleep last night, and although I should be asleep tonight to make up for the lack, I’m totally wired.  I switched allergy meds and they’re totally kicking my fanny.  Hey, I can breathe though.  *rolls eyes*

My plans for this week — if I can ever get to sleep — is to work super hard on plotting Maya #2.  I have a few plot points outlined but significant work lies ahead or I’ll never get this synopsis done.  I’d also like to write some new words on something, anything, just to get that muscle loose and ready.

If that means I need to write all night because I can’t sleep, so be it.  As long as I can still get the monsters on the bus!  (It’s their last few days of school.)

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Carina Countdown

I’m the featured author today over on the Carina Press blog as we count down to launch!  The first post is up, which describes the premise of the book and where the original idea came from.  Later today, the first chapter will be posted to whet your appetite for June!

Fun facts about the book and me will be posted on Facebook and Twitter today as well.  For example, I ordered coffee from Atitlan, Guatemala because that’s where the bulk of the story is set.

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Formatting For Kindle

Today, I’d like to welcome Kait Nolan to my blog to celebrate her recent release Forsaken by Shadow.  I asked if she could share information about how difficult it is to format for the Kindle.

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I was hanging out in Tweetchat a few weeks ago with J.A. Konrath and a bunch of other writers. We were talking about ebooks, which is no big shock given that Joe’s become a poster boy for putting your work out in e.  What positively shocked me to hear, however, was how hard everybody thought formatting for Kindle was.  In fact, it seems to be the prevailing consensus that this is a difficult process to do right.

      Frankly, I think they’re smoking something.  Formatting for Kindle is NOT HARD.  Seriously, I finished mine in half an hour, and most of that was spent paging through the output searching for errors (and not finding any).  I think I probably had such an easy experience because I’d been through formatting for both PDF and Smashwords FIRST, which eliminated a lot of the buggy issues that seem to come up if you’re just formatting for Kindle.  What follows is a very abbreviated summary of steps to take.  It doesn’t cover everything.  Check out the Smashwords Style Guide and Aaron Shepard’s Perfect Pages for an in-depth discussion of e-formatting. 

      I guarantee that the number one mistake that people are making is to either a) directly upload their Microsoft Word document into the Kindle processor to chew up (which is going to spit out all kinds of nastiness) or b) directly saving their Microsoft Word document as html and uploading that (which also spits out gobbledygook).  What’s the commonality here?  Yeah, that’s right.  Microsoft Word. 

      Now don’t get me wrong.  There are many things I love about Word.  It’s my preferred word processing program in most cases.  But it does not play nice with the Kindle system because as Word has become more advanced, it tries to do more and more stuff it THINKS we want for us—which results in embedded codes that produce the ick when you upload it into the Kindle system. 

      So allow me to introduce you to your new best friend: Open Office.  Free, simple, and saves perfect html format files with a little work.  Go, download, install.  We’ll come back here later.

      I want you to go back to your original Word file.  We’re going to clean it up a bit first.  Do yourself a favor and save a new file right now.  If you muck something up, you’ll still have the original.

      Now, first and foremost, you’re going to remove any headers, footers, and page numbers.  They are really irrelevant in an ebook because with the reader’s option to change the font and size, it mucks up how the text flows on the e-reader, thus plunking down page numbers and headers in weird places.  Not to mention that once you change the font and font size, it changes the pagination.  Most e-readers have a page number functionality/progress bar kinda thing at the bottom, so allow it to use that for page numbers. 

      Next up, don’t use any funky fonts.  Straight up Times New Roman.  Garamond.  Maybe Verdana or Georgia.  Be sure to use a serif font.  What’s a serif font?  Well, you have Times New Roman, which is a serif font, vs. Arial, which isn’t.  Notice how there are more hooks and lines and such that cross the Times New Roman letters?  This is what makes it serif.  Serif fonts are easier to read.  What about size?  You want something nice and standard.  12pt is recommended. 

      Now you probably have all your formatting that you like already done in your Word file.  Italics where they belong.  Indents and the like.  Go print yourself a paper copy so you know where all that goes. 

      Whether you’re running Word 2007 or something earlier, I want you to poke around on the toolbar until you find something that looks like a backwards P.  It’s called a pilcrow actually.   It’s usually around the paragraph settings.  This is Word’s Show/Hide feature and it’s going to show you all the formatting in the document.  Now click it.  You’re going to see all kinds of funkk looking marks like arrows and lines and paragraph returns.

      If you see a little arrow in front of a paragraph, it means you’ve used tabs to indent your text.  This is a great big no no and is the number one bad habit of writers.  Likewise if you see a series of dots ………   That’s creating indents with spaces, also bad.  You’re going to find and replace those.  In the Find box enter ^t (this is the reference for tab) and in the Replace box put nothing.  Replace All.  If you used spaces, figure out how many, then enter that many spaces in the Find box and again nothing in the Replace box. 

      Now you’re going to apply indents using the ruler bar—the RIGHT way to do indents.  Make sure your Ruler bar is showing.  Now you can either Select All text or just select the text of your chapter (not including your chapter heading).  See those two triangle looking things to the left of the rulerbar?  Grab the top one and move it over as far as you want your indent.  In a print document it would probably be half an inch.  This is generally too much indent for e.  I like somewhere between .25” and .33”.  Do that all the way through your document (assuming you’re doing it chapter by chapter).  If you don’t dig indents, you can do block paragraphs by having 2 paragraph returns (those backwards looking P things) after each paragraph.

      Those are the big points where stuff gets mucked up.  Now I want you to save your document and close it.  Now go into Open Office and open your document.  Do a quick review to make sure it’s the way you had it in Word (it should be).  Now Save As and select HTML.  Why not do this in Word?  Because Word mucks it up.  I don’t know how exactly, but it was a mess when I tried it.  Open Office just saves a cleaner HTML file.  And this HTML file is what you’re going to upload into the Kindle processor thing.

      As I said earlier, these are only the very, very basics of formatting for Kindle.  I highly highly recommend formatting your book for Smashwords first using their Style Guide (because of course you’re going to go through Smashwords so you can release to Sony, Barnes and Noble, the iBookstore and others, right?), then using Perfect Pages to fine tune things.  The Style Guide is free and Perfect Pages is worth every penny of the $12.60 + shipping.  You won’t be sorry.

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      For those who are interested, my debut paranormal romance novella, Forsaken By Shadow, is available at Scribd, Smashwords, Amazon, and the iBookstore.  It is the first in the Mirus series.

      Banished from their world with his memory wiped, Cade Shepherd doesn’t remember his life as Gage Dempsey, nor the woman he nearly died for. But when Embry Hollister’s father is kidnapped by military scientists, the only one she can turn to is the love from her past. Will Gage remember the Shadow Walker skills he learned from her father? If they survive, will Embry be able to walk away again?

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A Live Interview with Molly Burkhart

Okay, folks, I’m typing this interview live.  Molly’s sitting here at the table with me (she just said her answer was “blue” even though I haven’t asked her anything yet).  So let’s see how far I can get without dying of laughter.

I already blogged about the background idea for My Gigolo.  What’s your favorite element in the story?  (I think she’s going to say the pirate mini-golf course, so let’s see if I’m right.)

Molly:  if I ever won the powerball jackpot, I am building that mini golf course!

(Okay, she actually said the sister dynamic until I said, dang, what about the mini golf?!)

Do you cast your characters?

Molly:  not at first.  They’re firm in my mind just as they are, and I normally can’t find anyone that looks like that.

If you could have any actor play Jack, who would you choose?

Molly:  Goran Visjnic  (she had to spell it for me.)

How about Gabe?

Molly:  Annie from the original Halloween movie.

Do you plot?

Molly:  Bwahahahahaha.  I do in a way — it’s all in my head.  I don’t use notecards.  I love those “happy accidents” as Bob Ross always said.

Do you have a sequel in mind?  Or a related story?

Molly:  I’d be open to it, either for his friend Brad or Regina, the secretary at the old escort service.  But I don’t have anything planned.

So what’s next on your plate, then?

Molly:  Well…..I was going to do an urban fantasy for MayNoWriMo, but my Samhain editor is very interested in a steampunk with fantasy elements that’s about 1/4 done.

Wheeee, I can’t wait!  I know exactly what story she’s talking about and it will be so. cool.

A serious question:  where you ever tempted to quit writing, either this story or the whole shebang?

Molly:  never the whole shebang but I’ve tempted several times not to write with the goal of publication.  I have to write for my own pleasure and my own sanity, but there are times I wonder why I ever wanted to be published in the first place.  Then days like today remind me! 

Who do you want to be compared to as a writer?

Molly:  I absolutely adore Stephen King, but I don’t want to BE Stephen King.  I’d like to be as well read!  I’ve always kind of wanted to be a Renaissance Man, a jack of all trades but a master of none.  I like to genre hop, even though that’s no longer in fashion.

So if you’re not going to write in a single genre, what’s the one thing we can always find in a Molly Burkhart book?

Molly:  Zombies!  There will always be some mention or joke about zombies.  And someday, I’m going to write a zombie apocalypse!  It’s inevitable….just like The Zombie Apocalypse.

Thank you, my most beloved Sis!  I’m so proud of you! 

Aside:  tonight we’ve talked about everything from chicken soup with homemade noodles (yum) to Craig’s List murders to quails that run backwards to poop.  (My Dad is raising quail, if you’re wondering how the subject arose.) 

My sides hurt from laughing too much!